Starla, Roxie, Tyra and Charla. They are the Vampire Dominatrices from Mars and they have come to spread their message of superiority and domination. This story returns us to Leedham, Massachusetts, the setting of O'Brien's previous book The Halloween Orgy Massacre. This book, set in the present day, is the tale of Rich and Tanya, two high school band geeks who are madly in love. Under the tyranny of religious zealot parents, they often take walks around town to find spots to be affectionate. One snowy morning they were spotted making out in a cemetery by four Martian women who had plans for them. But when the Martians accidentally unlocked a dark secret within Tanya's family, the shit hit the fan. A war was then waged between the living, the dead, the undead and the extraterrestrial.